Madison Report

The show that comes on during second period at our school. Usually, the host will make fun of some sort of concept at the school. For the first episode he proved that dance was not a sport. It's a lot like the Colbert Report only the Madison Report is actually funny, look it up on youtube you'll laugh.

girl: did you see the Madison Report?
boy: no
girl: ah, it was good one

by Jessica Miller April 15, 2008

Madison

People often find she's got everything going for her, when really she's hurting inside. Her life seems great, but is actually terrible. She laughs and forces a smile when she reads the other definitions of how she's "perfect" because she knows she really isn't. She doesn't feel pretty, knows she isn't smart, and most definitely knows she is not perfect, unlike all the other Madisons.

Written by a Madison.

by yourgrandpadied December 11, 2016

Madison

The girl that AlWAYS makes me laugh.My sister.The one were we always have dance battles.The girl that NEVER stops talking.The one with that HILARIOUS laugh The one that is MY sisy. And the one i love ALOT.

Madison-my sister Forever

by Grrll21 November 1, 2012

Madison

A girl who is not only completely stunning and beautiful on the outside, but is equally as amazing on the inside. She is intelligent and practically has something to say about every topic. Madisons are always found center of attention. Madisons are loyal friends and would do anything for anyone in need. Madisons are about to put a smile on any face just by simply being there. Madisons love to laugh and make others laugh as well. Madisons can sometimes be bossy, but only because they want what's best. They make perfect girlfriends and fantastic wives. They are usually small, but that is only because their personality is so huge and complex. They are simply brilliant.

"Wow that girl is amazing!"

"Yeah! She must be a Madison!"

by RomeLula July 20, 2012

Madison (guy

Madison's are all around the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Madison's are funny and enjoyable to talk to. They can always put you in a good mood when needed. Madison's are very athletic and very attractive. Madison's are cute and caring and any girl would be lucky to have a madison.

Dang madison (guy) is very hot I want to talk to him

by Basketballer2 March 31, 2017

Madison, Wisconsin

A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).

“My sister went to college in Madison, Wisconsin. They keep it weird there.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Madison Alamia

A sexy mother-fucker with a deep voice that can total control you. When he talks you want to bang the shit out of him. His an ICONic Boy, and my future husband, BIIITTTCCHHHEEZZZ.

Me: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: His name is Madison Alamia and his voice gives me a lady boner.
Friend: ...

by MAD'SGUURLL December 29, 2011