Hey Mister

Verb. Used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.

I'm so desparate for alcohol I'm about ready to hey mister a bum.

Remember when we had to hey mister 20 people before we got a cigarette?

by **R** November 16, 2005

vatt mictor

a butter sculptor with a strong sexual passion for mannequins.

Vatt Mictor sculpted his real doll out of butter.

by christo January 17, 2005

Misterogyny

hatred, dislike, or mistrust of men. Female equivalent of Misogyny.

Vicky doesn't like him, or his mates: Her misterogyny is affecting her relationships.

by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007

Mister Rogers

The greatest, most kindhearted television man that ever lived, unfortunately dissed way too many times by Jimmy Kimmel on "Unnecessary Censorship"

Mister Rogers on UC: "I wonder if you ever think about some of the things you can do now that you couldn't do when you were younger. Can you **** yourself now?"

by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006

misterbating

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

by raujero December 7, 2016

Mister Bunnycorn

An adult male seen around town wearing a Bunnycorn hat.

That hipster was all Gucci in his Mister Bunnycorn hat.

by Shougo December 15, 2022

Mister_Ultra

A Roblox user, who plays Steam and is on Discord sometimes.
He meditates, and potentially has Multiple Personality Disorder.
He also likes SCP related crud.

Mister_Ultra is a Roblox user.
Is Mister_Ultra a male or a female?
Mister_Ultra isn't Dr.Bright.

by Unusually_Insane March 4, 2019