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Methaspicious

A person or persons suspected of being on meth .

A feeling of being worried of being near someone who you suspect is on meth.
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When you’re walking with the kids down the sidewalk and decide to cross the street because a guy and a girl ahead are acting methaspicious
by Rad-dad April 7, 2019
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methsturbating

The art of Masturbating vigorously while high on crystal methamphetamines.
Man 1:Have you seen Dennis lately?

Man 2: Haven't seen him since he

went over to that tweeker B-Low's house

Man 1 I have seen him one time since then

On his way to his room with a bottle of lotion.

Man 2: I bet you he's been up all week Methsturbating!
by Kaisto October 5, 2010
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Methslut

A slag whos arm permanently looks like a pin cushion because of all the needle marks in it.

Methsluts can frequently be found in disused coal bunkers and council flats.
'I saw a methslut lying in the road, I drove past'

'We thought jenny had chicken pocks, but no, she was just a methslut'
by popthecorksurf19 March 4, 2009
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methsquito

Rare but deadly bug that can be most often found in the Eastern parts of Milton, Florida even though there have been cases of them all over the world.
What is wrong with that guy sitting outside the store tweaking? He was bit by a Methsquito bug.
by Methiologist July 6, 2018
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methylchloroisothiazolinone

An ingredient I just found in Pantene Pro-V shampshit.
"This here Methylchloroisothiazolinone is a mighty gargantuant word to pronunciate."
by Tom L. December 23, 2006
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methylphenidater

methylphenidater

a) an offensive term for a person who abuses methylphenidate

b) an offensive/coolidiculous (depending on the situation) term for a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed methylphenidate.
boy: Mandy, i heard you are a methylphenidater, is it true?

Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
by Sexydimma May 24, 2014
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Methsturbation

Verb; METH-stir-BAY-shun

A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.

A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.

In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.

Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
Sorry, I can't go in to work today, I methsturbated for 7 hours last night and I think I pulled something.

I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)

Man, I'm so sore from all that

Methsturbation.

Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.

I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
by Richard P. Handler December 8, 2015
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