messterpiece

Something that is such a mess, it’s almost impressive. Something so batshit crazy that it’s beautiful.

“Man, the internet is full of messterpieces these days”

by not.adelia August 7, 2018

msn messenger

This is how most teenagers talk, this is used to flirt and talk to other teenagers. Adults are wary of it and all assume we are talking to perverts.

Wanna talk later? - sure we'll talk on msn messenger

by Natalie August 9, 2004

Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007

Meseret

Meseret is a Smart and beautiful thicc girl. She will always lend you something you need and is a better drawer than anyone else in the world. She will support your decisions. She is most likely to steal your man (or woman). Meseret is confident in singing, and is hella good at it. She always holds your hand when you need someone and will always be a shoulder you can lean on. Literally! She has piercing brown eyes that make you're heart melt and thick black hair that always looks amazing. Meseret is someone who will always be there, when no one else would be. She may be depressed, but she's hella good at hiding it, so you need to be a good damn friend to her and let her cry on your shoulder and you better listen to every damn word she says, because she always has something amazing to say. She is the most hilarious person you will ever meet.

Meseret= the best damn thing to happen in your life. If you don't know Meseret, you have no life.

by Breath taking March 20, 2017

Messed

Fucked in the head. No idea about anything. Just Stupid!

You are messed. (with a disgusted look)

by Rich Ferrari November 29, 2003

mesmerized

having your attention fixated as though by a spell, or to be hypnotized

"That boys got me mesmerized"

by AshleyYy April 26, 2006

Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad

Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."

by Julzy168 April 4, 2018