penalty merchant

the definition of penalty merchant is lionel messi in the Qatar 2022 world cup

leo messi likes to teach his teammates how to dive in the pen area so he could preform his favorite football activity: penalty merchanting.
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi

by cheettoz December 13, 2022

Merched

I stand on what I said

I love Justin Bieber and it’s merched.

by joeexoticc November 22, 2020

turd merchant

Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.

"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"

by The duck! April 11, 2004

Joe Merchant

The fictional character in the book by Jimmy Buffett, Where Is Joe Merchant?

Hey man, you have gotta read Where Is Joe Merchant?

by gofishgo June 4, 2007

mensch

Also has the Jewish connotation of being a gentleman.

Look at that mensch over there, helping that lady.

by Aimee January 18, 2004

shit merchant

Another Irish phrase for a bullshiter

Jack your some shit merchant

by Viper April 24, 2005

weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010