This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!
RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!
*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!
*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
by thatsanicdude December 09, 2023
by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023
M: Dang man, my butt really hurts.
Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?
M: Hellllllll yeah.
Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?
M: Hellllllll yeah.
by Gaskeepgatebossgirllight July 25, 2023
Those guys that came for John Cusack were not mercenaries, they must have forgot that before they came for him. It might have made the difference between him turning them into idiots on their own show and them actually getting something done, but they underestimated him.
by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021
Although she cordial and professional, when provoked, Stephanie is an AAC mercenary whose rage knows no bounds.
by Chunky Funkle February 22, 2022
Brad and Will banged last night.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
by MercenaryLover69 August 22, 2023
An artist, typically online, who will accept any paid commission, regardless of the content of the request or the commissioner.
"Why would anyone draw something this tasteless?"
"They're a mercenary artist, they'll do anything for the right price."
"They're a mercenary artist, they'll do anything for the right price."
by DefinitelyNotABurner November 05, 2022