Menstruation

A period of time that occurs once a month in which women experience frustration with men.

Michael: Yo, my girl has been acting so bitchy lately and I just bought her Gucci shoes
Michael's friend: Maybe she has menstruation

by stargirllover June 8, 2018

Menstrubate

to menstrubate: to masterbate until you bleed

Joe only meant to masterbate, but things went horribly wrong when he began to bleed. Once he realised he was menstrubating menstrubate, he quickly soaked his sheets.

by MadMolly November 16, 2009

manstruate

verb: a. when a guy bleeds from his ass every time he takes a poo due to one or more anal fissures

b. to be in a bad mood all day from the pain of ripping your anal fissure again and bleeding like a girl simply because you have to do your business

a. I really need to see about this. When I manstruate twice a day the pain is almost unbearable, and now I think I'm going anemic.

b. Sorry, I didn't mean to bite your head off like that. I manstruate daily now, and it's starting to work on my self-esteem.

by sisyphusticated August 12, 2007

Menstrabate

When a girl is on her period or is menstrating and masterebates.

I think menstrabating is so fun you should try it. I about to go menstrabate right now See Ya later! ;)

by leighBulsss December 30, 2009

psycho-menstruating slut (pms)

PMS is a mental condition found in bi-polar, rabid, psycho, unstable, generally 'off' ex-girlfriends. Typically the female species experiences a few days of PMS monthly, but in a true crazy-psycho broad PMS can cloud her thinking and cause her to act violently. Beware of PMS whores, they may be winning now but they'll probably end up with vaginal cancer by the age of 30.

The local police officer inferred a serious case of psycho-menstruating slut (pms) due to the broken wood and shattered glass of the sliding door at the bottom of the staircase leading from the rooftop.

by whathappenedtothatbird August 5, 2011

Menstruation Boner

A boner in the clitoral region that a girl gets during the beginning stages of menstruation. It typically occurs during the first fifteen minutes of menstruation.

Everyone can see that Sally has a raging menstruation boner.

by Werd1234567 November 30, 2009

Menstruhater

A word used to describe someone that considers the topic of menstruation taboo.

Amy(talking with friend): I get some pretty bad cramps when it’s that time of the month.
Kyle: Do you really need to say that in the middle of class?
Amy: I think we’re way past the time for menstruhaters Kyle.

by Wiseman07 December 31, 2021