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Memory Douche 

The act of doucheing the memory of a nasty Gina.
Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!

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Memory boner 

The sudden rush of memories pertaining to ones original thought that was previously lost which brings joy and euphoria
Colton: oh man what were talking about, I'm slow and can't remember

G: not sure friend

Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks
Memory boner by The fuz August 23, 2012

Memory Nut

A nut busted vicariously through the memory of an experience and / or recently viewed photography
Guy 1: „Hey dawg, let me see your girl‘s nudes!“

Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“
Memory Nut by demonicdennis February 6, 2018

Memory Vibes 

Similar to deja vu. A thing or experience that stirs up some vague feeling that it has happened involving you before, but is not concrete.
“Woah dude that song totally gave me serious memory vibes.”
Memory Vibes by ***l-dawg*** September 8, 2018

Memory-Lane Martha 

Definition: Someone who lives in the past and constantly brings up the past as an excuse for their behavior, usually justified but annoying
I dont know what you're talking about Memory-lane Martha but its whatever, always bringing up the past.

memory moron 

person who puts things other than memory in RAM slots inside a computer, or someone who doesnt put the memory in porperly
memory moron by scott April 10, 2005

memory jerk 

the act of masturbation while thinking of the visual image of a girl you had seen earlier that day
going to the mall and seeing lots of hot girls and then going home and whip the one-eyed willy until he violently pukes
memory jerk by Ben Quadinaros September 2, 2005