Devil's Melon

Watermelon

Dude I don't want no cantaloupe, I want some devil's melon.

by lynxyn November 1, 2019

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.

"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

by Anonymous, Well I think? March 4, 2021

Melondy

An amazing friend, always there no matter what. The most beautiful woman. WORLD'S GREATEST MOTHER. Melondy can multi-task like no other. Funny, Smart, and just all around good person.

Melondy is a great person!

by agoodfriend87 February 2, 2010

Melonee

The most amazing girl in the world who is (sometimes) smart and funny and beautiful

you will know when you see her: Melonee

by dylloop July 7, 2011

christopher meloni

A star of the HBO television series, Oz, but well known for his role as a detective in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

SVU-Addict: OMG. Look! It's Christopher Meloni!
Girl: What? How do you know.
SVU-Addict: Um. Receding hairline, large nose, well-dressed, need I say more?

by Mister Portman September 30, 2005

melonhead

what you call someone who says something a tad stupid

Gabbie: Is murder illegal?
Becky: Obviously it is you melonhead

by bum muffin July 22, 2016

Lonely Melon

(noun): someone who has no friends, or at least walks around pretending that they have no friends.

(verb): to lonely melon is to walk away from your friends and stand alone looking at them.

Lucy stood away from her friends like a lonely melon.

I was scared of that conversation, so i lonely melonned away until they had something normal to talk about.

by Undisclosable3 October 2, 2009