Mechanic in Totton

Some sweaty-ass mechanic (who doesn't even exist) based in Totton.

He can...

Do petrol to Turbo Diesel conversions (includes bikes and mopeds)

Stage 4 and 5 remaps

Rebuild 1.0 Ford engines that went boom 💥

Do wet belt to chain conversions

4WD and RWD conversions

Electric assist motor retrofits

Custom (one-of-a-kind) fabricated engines, turbos and gearboxes

Turbo retrofits on N/A petrol engines

Guy 1: I just bought an MX5!

Guy 2: Is it a diesel?

Guy 1: *Laughs* No petrol!

Guy 2: I know a mechanic in Totton who can do a diesel conversion if you're interested!

Guy 1: I'll rather kill my self!

Mechanic in Totton by Jack Spank9049 May 15, 2026

backyard mechanic 

Someone who works on & fixes cars on their own property.

John was quite the backyard mechanic & spent decades fixing cars, his GTO especially.

backyard mechanic by Starchylde June 15, 2016

Boat mechanic 

Cocaine dealer.

Bob the boat mechanic sold me coke.

Boat mechanic by Bobtheboatmechanic February 8, 2017

backwards mechanic 

An inconspicuous way to call a male "gay"

Hey Mildred! I think our man Jebus over there is a backwards mechanic.

backwards mechanic by "El Geman Chocolate" April 20, 2017

attention mechanic 

creative content provider for online and/or offline media

attention mechanics are the guys behind all the internet buzz created around the world

attention mechanic by kelamist August 10, 2018

Scrap Mechanic 

A game made by the company named Axolot. It started really early on as a prototype for Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition, but it ended up becoming what you see today.

I played Scrap Mechanic for 5 hours straight yesterday.

Scrap Mechanic by es em kay May 20, 2017

Rap Mechanic 

The Rap Mechanic refers to hip-hop artist Pete Wurthy, aka "The Rap Mechanic". He often totes a larger than life pipe wrench that was passed down to him from his grandfather. The wrench tends to be the largest wrench most non-industrial mechanics have ever seen, especially on a stage during a performance. The Rap Mechanic is also known to spray his front row audiences with water in various forms.

Concert guy1: Did you see the Rap Mechanic? He totally just dowsed those people down front!

Concert guy2: I know! How come we can't ever get front row seats?!

Rap Mechanic by ww2drew February 18, 2010