McDonald’s Sprite

Sprite crispy enough to charge your phone even!

Bro, my phones running low!

Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!

by Nizzy Glizzy Glitzy September 12, 2020

McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown

*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*

by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019

engadine mcdonald's

McDonald's store in the south of Sydney

Scomo shat himself at Engadine McDonald's in 1997

by Hack404 March 28, 2019

McDonald's WiFi

a term to describe slow wifi

"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."

by kningrad September 5, 2017

McDuffle Shuffle

The McDuffle Shuffle can be seen almost exclusively on the west side of Jacksonville Florida on McDuff Ave. The McDuffle Shuffle consists of standing on the corner with an incomprehensible sign, often attached to a tennis racket. A shuffler is often mistaken for a bum, but bums carry signs that make more sense.

A true Shuffler often offers extremely good song lyrics for sale (mostly rhyming) and plasters his windows with various batshit crazy rants.

Hey look at Jeff, he is down on the corner doin' the McDuffle Shuffle again.

Yup, he sure is, look at his sign, it says, "Munchausen by Jackass" what the fuck does that mean?

It means he is Crazier than a rathouse shit.

by Jeffwatcher November 20, 2011

McDonalds

A place where people eat alot, get fat, and then sue to get money.

I ate at McDonalds everyday for 7 years and now I weigh 500 pounds, so I'm gonna sue them to make some cash.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

mcdoosh

Big JERK

That move was McDoosh/you are more than doosh you are MCDOOSH

by lizguitarlessons November 8, 2015