Maynard

The art of cumming on a Moose.

Boy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Boy 2: Not much, just went and did a Maynard
Boy 1: Woah Dude! Nice one.

by marshmadfarm August 24, 2010

DIRTY MAYNARD

V. The act of extruding your partners asshole with your mouth then inserting it into your ass while both taking a shit.

GF 1. Last night I sucked his asshole so hard its still popped out.

GF 2. OMG you gave him a Dirty Maynard?
GF 1. Girl you know I did!!!
GF 2. I hope you cleaned up afterward...?
GF 1. That shit was so hard to get out.

by dirty maynard December 8, 2014

Maynard Jensen

The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.

by blueskiesblueeyes April 3, 2009

Maynard

A term used when referring to a person or event deemed to embody the most impressive or magnificent qualities of any ever to manifest in any dimension.
One possessing the awesome ability to be life altering to witness .

Woodstock was the Maynard of all rock concerts!
When the bell rang, Iron Mike came out of the corner and dropped the Maynard on his ass!

by Maynframe December 6, 2018

Maynard

Small town in central Massachusetts. Has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. Also the nexus of the universe.

Maynard kid: "Yeah, I'm from Maynard."
Anyboy else: "Ew, your from Maynard??"

by mattsnow July 15, 2008

Manyerd

Insult used in the direction of those you feel are below you.

Tommy McKnight is a Manyerd.

by Rein April 22, 2003

maynard

A maynard is you regular bad-ass. Any particular Maynard may name his/her friends as Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of authority too.

Maynard One: Hey Maynard
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?

Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*

by N_Maynard October 5, 2005