Dirty Maude

When your friend’s grandma gets banged so rough she’s covered in dark bruises and smells like feces

I pulled a dirty Maude on my dads mother

by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023

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Sara-Maude

The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!

Look at that hot girl! She’s such has Sara-Maude.

Omg, you’re so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I’m going to die laughing!

by Tchinninni November 22, 2021

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sara-maude

The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!

Look at that hot girl! She's such a Sara-Maude.

Omg, you're so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I'm going to die laughing!

by Tchinninni November 22, 2021

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Maude

A selfish prick that can’t take a joke and believes people can’t change. Often overreacts about things and gets offended by things to boost their ego.

“Damn, what a maude”
“I know right, they’re such a cunt”

by Sus sy amongus November 22, 2021

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Maud

Being a Maud means being the most unique, optimistic and caring person on earth. Although, a Maud can be very chaotic, when they find the time for you they are the most pleasure and joyest company you can hang out with. Maud’s have a great feeling of responsibility towards solving all the pain, needs and issues of the world (in particular animals). Moreover, being a Maud means you get quite a lot attention and stalkers because your looks are gorgeous like all the worlds beautiness has been centered down to Maud’s heart and Maud’s body and face. Last, Maud’s are so sweet and kind that people with bad intentions may misuse them. However, good people will see their true hearts and will cherish their goodness with all the love they deserve and need.

Wauw that girl was just perfect, she got all you can wish to have and is worth more than gold. She is such a Maud.

by Novakoekie November 20, 2021

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