Matthew R. Camilletti

An Italian male. His family consists of Gino Camilletti, Kertis Camilletti, Christopher Camilletti, and Robert Camilletti. He is a baller at basketball and is better than all of the black wannabe Michel Jordans. He is a scalar in all of his subjects. Whatever he does is perfect. All of the girls want to be with him, but Matthew rejects them because he wants to meet the right person. And if he did go out with them, the girls cannot handle that 18-inch cock. When he goes to apply to colleges, all of the ivy league schools will want to give him a scholarship. When he grows up he will be a millionaire and own a famous bank with a lot of customers. He is way-way better than his brothers Chris and Robert. Overall he is the best, sexy beautiful, smart, and courageous man. He is basically a god.

Yo, you are like Matthew R. Camilletti!

by Mattcamfan42069 May 2, 2019

St. Matthew High School

St. Matthew High School is in the middle of Orleans and has a population of about 1,400 students. Every single grade 7/8 act like retards while grade 9’s are just on the verge of realizing how retarded they really were. Grade 10’s are starting to date grade 9’s because that is the new trend at St. Matthew High School. Grade 10’s are also starting to lose their virginities, but Grade 11’s are too. Grade 11’s smoke weed, get drunk on weekends and start all the school drama. Every single Grade 11 would want to become Co-President next year, but only about 5 of them would take an effort to do so. Grade 12’s are thinking about college now and honestly no one pays attention to them. They just do their own thing. St. Matthew High School is known for their shitty basketball team, their drug use, nicotine addicts, that one furry girl, messy lockers, fake friends, expensive uniforms and their “talented” and “upcoming” soundcloud rappers (The rappers won’t be shit in the future). St. Matthew High School is one hell of a school.

yo, what school do you go to?
I go to St. Matthew High School in Orleans.

How’s that?
It’s just a shittier St. Pete’s.

Oh I see.

by haydengreemo May 20, 2019

Matthew Bellamy

Matthew Bellamy is THE god of music. He is just an amazing artist, and he is just great at what he does. Also, he is sexeh ;)He is the lead guitarist, and lead vocalist of Muse <3 I recommend Listening to Muscle Museum, Space Dementia or Megalomania. Good vocal on all three songs.

Barbara: Did you see Matthew Bellamy last night?!
Doris: Yeah! He is sooo amazing on stage!

*ahem*

by ScreenagersBliss March 15, 2005

Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest person to ever exist. Once you become obsessed everything you talk about will be centered around him.

Emily: Hey have you seen Matthew Gray Gubler in 68 Kill?
Me: UM, DUHH?? Matthew Gray Gubler is my REASON FOR LIVING.

by starfleuri December 12, 2020

Matthew Bellamy

1. Frontman of the band Muse.
2. Extremely talented-plays guitar, piano, and not to mention his awesome singing. He also writes all of the songs.
3. Awesomest blue eyes.
4. Only 5ft 6in!
5. Known for his energetic stage performances.
6. He's currently engaged.
7. Born June 9, 1978
8. Some funny quotes include: 1. "Floccinaucinihilipilification"
2. "I'm too short to be sexy."

In general, Matthew Bellamy rocks!

by I wish_kk March 4, 2009

matthew lewis

The guy who played neville longbottom in Harry Potter and one of the few people to come out of puberty looking like a sex god.

Anna-That neville guy from harry potter is so ugly.

Christa-Are you kidding me? Have you seen him matthew lewis lately? He is HOT!

by a liberated one July 22, 2011

Matthew Bellamy

guitarist / lead singer / pianist of the band Muse.. Also known as God.

I hope Matthew Bellamy will let me in when I die.

by Matti Ab0nis April 4, 2008