Mateusz

Polish people who lack the sensible skills to function as normal members of society

Youre such a mateusz

by P0ppers July 16, 2021

Matters

A word that is often used sarcastically. When used in such a manner, it means the opposite of its true definition, thus meaning having little or no worth; too neglible to worry about.

Troy matters.

by E Bomb Bezzle February 2, 2004

Mateus

A magical jew fairy who does some trippy shit. Likes to frequently troll. It is unknown to the world but Mateus is the biggest skux of all time.

"Oh hey Mateus, hows it going?"

"Pretty average, only scored about 300 CHICKS!...................
LAST NIGHT!"

by aceboy27 December 11, 2011

Size matters

- a term commonly used when guys are comparing genital size, or if they’re trying to make a point about their genitals

-Anonymous: “BRO! SIZE MATTERS” “whatever you say man”

by anonymous.otaku June 14, 2018

Matheus

A god of seducing woman yet somehow always gets rejected by woman

Matheus- hey wanna date?
Melia-NOPE

by WhatTheFuckIsThisWebsite? June 20, 2018

Mateus

THE BEST PERSON EVER!! Amazingly talented and smart. Has amazing freckles and super HAWT

Oh wow what's his name? Oh that's Mateus, he's awesome isn't he?

by wait.for.it June 23, 2017

Mateusz

He is really cool guy from Poland he was in mental hospital but hey theres some up sides to that.

-Hey what is your name?
-Mateusz
-Wow will you go out with me i love you from just your name alone

by Mateusz yea that legend October 15, 2019