Matei Ciurea

A idiot child that writes slower than a snail

Person 1:I didn't finnish writing!
Person 2:Ok Matei Ciurea💀

by Riki_the_cat June 04, 2022

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Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.

Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?

by Mika88 May 29, 2024

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Matei

A zesty guy who is obsessed with War Thunder and Geometry Dash. He always has the kind of walk of a lead actor in an action film. He seems to care little about his education, but he actually puts a lot of effort into it. I'm not sure how he manages to do it, but he constantly gets fantastic scores in everything.

Matei, quit playing War Thunder. Stop grinding so much; it's just a goddamn video game!

Wow! He’s amazing at every subject, that’s such a Matei. He seems to not care much but his grades are outstanding.

by matthewrr February 12, 2024

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If you have this name you have a really BIG PP and are superior to the ones named Paula

Person 1 : Yo , Matei's girlfriend told me he has a big pp.
Person 2 : I bet her name is Paula

by Matieus November 21, 2021

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the name of a smoking hot Romanian guy, massive muscles, and a 9-inch cock. Matei is very good at conversing with ladies, easily pulling the most "hard-to-get" women. He also has an incredible brain, capable of manipulating even other master manipulators. Overall, he is a great all-around guy with an incredible sense of humour.

Omg, is that Matei? He broke my heart by just walking by!

by i am her lol June 27, 2023

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