by Matieus November 21, 2021
Get the Mateimug. by Ala-alabama December 8, 2021
Get the Iona mateimug. Matei Balan is a very shy person. He is racially abusing 13 years olds on discord and he is saying the n-word in every phrase he uses. He got F- grade at psychology but he is very special. In every morning, he wakes up, he goes to the bathroom and he is puttin the bottle inside his cheeks. That is the definition of true ambition.
by BigNigaDick November 20, 2021
Get the Matei Balanmug. A zesty guy who is obsessed with War Thunder and Geometry Dash. He always has the kind of walk of a lead actor in an action film. He seems to care little about his education, but he actually puts a lot of effort into it. I'm not sure how he manages to do it, but he constantly gets fantastic scores in everything.
Matei, quit playing War Thunder. Stop grinding so much; it's just a goddamn video game!
Wow! He’s amazing at every subject, that’s such a Matei. He seems to not care much but his grades are outstanding.
Wow! He’s amazing at every subject, that’s such a Matei. He seems to not care much but his grades are outstanding.
by matthewrr February 11, 2024
Get the Mateimug. A guy with a very large dick who fucked every female in this world. He also is very good at beating people.
by ProfessionalDumbass November 22, 2021
Get the Mateimug. He’s a handsome guy with a giant dick especially if he’s half American. Girl if you have this one you are lucky !
by Fixcit November 21, 2021
Get the Mateimug. A super handsome , tall, charming young man. Matei is a sexy Romanian with a large veiny 6-8 inch penis. He attracts all the girls with his rizz and looks. Matei has yet to fail at anything, a mortal god gracing us with his presence. He is always the most intelligent person in the room and many people look up to him like one would to a father. His 6'1 figure intimidates even the most brave of men while simultaneously making the women wet with lustful desire.
by punani muncher 25 March 13, 2023
Get the Mateimug.