Matei

Matei is a nice guy but has a small penis and is very big headed and there heads are shaped in a weird way etc square

matei has a square head!

by egpaowkjwi November 21, 2021

Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.

Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?

by Mika88 May 29, 2024

Old matey

Chiefly used in England. Term refers and identifies someone you don’t know, and that you don’t know the name of. Not derogatory or offensive.

“Do you remember in the club last night when old matey jogged your arm and made you spill your pint?”

by PedroFromDangermouse December 15, 2022

matey boy

Often used in a derogatory way towards a male who thinks he's smarter than he actually is. You may well know his proper name

"Hold on a wee sec matey boy, when I went to school there were 52 weeks in a year."

by Mark G Betts June 4, 2021

Iona matei

Amazing guy, best friend, super good looking, charming with girls, canny and humorous.

You don't interact with Iona matei? You should!

by Ala-alabama December 8, 2021

Matei

A super handsome , tall, charming young man. Matei is a sexy Romanian with a large veiny 6-8 inch penis. He attracts all the girls with his rizz and looks. Matei has yet to fail at anything, a mortal god gracing us with his presence. He is always the most intelligent person in the room and many people look up to him like one would to a father. His 6'1 figure intimidates even the most brave of men while simultaneously making the women wet with lustful desire.

Oh my god there he goes, the hottest man to walk this planet. His name HAS to be Matei.

by punani muncher 25 March 13, 2023

Matei Ciurea

A idiot child that writes slower than a snail

Person 1:I didn't finnish writing!
Person 2:Ok Matei Ciurea💀

by Riki_the_cat June 4, 2022