Matei

A guy with a very large dick who fucked every female in this world. He also is very good at beating people.

Sadly, Matei fucked my mom again.

by ProfessionalDumbass November 22, 2021

MATEI

A friend that is extremly good in school, good manners and well raised.

But on the other hand has a bit of a god-complex and small penis.

Guy 1: Woah, you´re friends with matei?
Guy 2: Heard he has a small dick tho.

by V_M8 April 16, 2024

Iona matei

Amazing guy, best friend, super good looking, charming with girls, canny and humorous.

You don't interact with Iona matei? You should!

by Ala-alabama December 8, 2021

Matei

Matei is a nice guy but has a small penis and is very big headed and there heads are shaped in a weird way etc square

matei has a square head!

by egpaowkjwi November 21, 2021

Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.

Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?

by Mika88 May 29, 2024

Old matey

Chiefly used in England. Term refers and identifies someone you don’t know, and that you don’t know the name of. Not derogatory or offensive.

“Do you remember in the club last night when old matey jogged your arm and made you spill your pint?”

by PedroFromDangermouse December 15, 2022

Matei

A zesty guy who is obsessed with War Thunder and Geometry Dash. He always has the kind of walk of a lead actor in an action film. He seems to care little about his education, but he actually puts a lot of effort into it. I'm not sure how he manages to do it, but he constantly gets fantastic scores in everything.

Matei, quit playing War Thunder. Stop grinding so much; it's just a goddamn video game!

Wow! He’s amazing at every subject, that’s such a Matei. He seems to not care much but his grades are outstanding.

by matthewrr February 11, 2024