Masterchief

The most badass character in the Halo series.

"We've all run the simulations, they're tough, but they ain't invincible. Stay with the Masterchief, he'll know what to do.

by Arori4 August 24, 2010

mini masterpiece

when you really need to take a shit and then when you go to the bathroom you squeeze out a very small turd

dude, i thought i needed to take an gigantic shit but it turned out to be a mini masterpiece

by benny lopez January 23, 2009

its not a mistake its a masterpiece

PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP COMMENTING THIS ON YT SHORTS ITS GETTING VERY ANNOYING AND I WANT YOU ON EVERY ''its not a mistake its a masterpiece'' COMMENT REPLY WITH RATIO I WANT THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR USE AYO😳 BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOURE A JELLYBEAN OR A REDVELVET FAN BOTH OF THOSE FANS ARE FATHERLESS

its not a mistake its a masterpiece haha so funny i comment it lolol toatally didnt ruin the comment section 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 (you are non mature if you type this)😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

by cope+ratio+l January 27, 2022

masterpiecabation

A term for a masterpiece that involves masturbation, more commonly as a compliment for a very hot guy or gal.

Pronounced:
Master-Piece-Abation

"that guys a complete masterpiecabation"

by CurvySpacePrincess February 21, 2017

Mount Pleasant Masterpiece

After performing anal sex pull out and draw a smiley face on the stocmach using the nipples as the eyes.

That Mount Pleasant Masterpiece I created last night was so beautiful

by analagous October 10, 2009

Masterpeach

The act of masturbating into a peach. Most commonly by removing the pit and going to town. Do it the right way by having a willing partner finish the remaining contents. Popularized (and possibly invented) by the novel and corresponding film Call Me By Your Name (2017).

Elio masterpeached yesterday and I loved eating the results.

by CMBYN Mafia October 9, 2017

Masterbeated

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.

Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."

by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011