Mastercaking

Master bating while eating cake

Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking

by Dk25 May 11, 2013

mastermaker

someones who hot and can get any guy she wants, writes sex plates on paper, loves to have fun, life of the party, always dancing on poles. Has sex for long periods of time. loves to fart

That girl daniella is a mastermaker, alright!

by shitfuckfartshit October 2, 2006

masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009

Masterfake

when someone sticks their hand down their pants and pretends to masturbate to gross out their friends so they could leave so that he could can actually masturBATE in private

dude # 1: hey your home already, i thought the game started late

Dude # 2: yeah it did but josh got horny so he started to masterfake so we all left.

by nigger7seventy7 March 31, 2010

masterlock

A virtually indestructable lock, made from various metals for the ultimate protection.

I wish i was a masterlock, so everyobdy would love me.

by opio twinkletoes March 17, 2004

masterbake

When you smoke weed and masterbate.

"I materbake because is feels better!" -Blake
"Hey bro do you care if I masterbake in your car real quick?"
"I love to masterbake but it's sooooo messy."

by M33RKAT March 6, 2017

masternick

MASTERnick is a god who likes to mess around with girls! He also watches over humans and kills baddies. MASTERnick has all types of different powers. You will never know what he could do next to save the world!

MASTERnick is my hero!

by Boba47 May 8, 2018