to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.
i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.
by smacky October 3, 2004
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Blaster means a powerful ejaculating cock so bad it should be classed a SciFi weapon.
Or in other words, a Master Blaster is a cock of the biggest and most powerful type - one that will dominant your world.
Blaster means a powerful ejaculating cock so bad it should be classed a SciFi weapon.
Or in other words, a Master Blaster is a cock of the biggest and most powerful type - one that will dominant your world.
They are talking about me in that Ivor Biggun song "Bras on 45". I got the Master Blaster and will rock your world.
When the twins finished me off, my Master Blaster about shot down that starship Enterprise.
Little girl I don't think you are ready for the Master Blaster. But come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. You got some nice potential in your ass and boobs for a 15 year old. - Leroy Brown
When the twins finished me off, my Master Blaster about shot down that starship Enterprise.
Little girl I don't think you are ready for the Master Blaster. But come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. You got some nice potential in your ass and boobs for a 15 year old. - Leroy Brown
by William Shaftner February 9, 2010
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"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"
" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"
" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"
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Get the Master-Blaster mug.Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.
by Grim January 20, 2005
Get the masterbater mug.he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.
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