Masterbatorial

Verbal or nonverbal excercises in futility.

Trying to eat one's own head would be a masterbatorial effort.

A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.

by Osho-cinco May 4, 2011

masturbatorial

anything that makes you want to jerk the gerkin, rub the pole, choke the chicken, slap the salami, treat your body like a carnival, love yourself...

Nigclole Eggert was masturbatorial even before her stellor performance in "Blown Away" when was on "Charles In Charge."

by mc chocolate slushi November 11, 2003

masturbatorium

your own personal masturbation space

gotta get my good finder and take it to my masturbatorium..

by cathy z January 30, 2008

masturbatorium

Any place used for self pleasuring ie: masturbation on a consistant basis, particularly appropos when self inflicted pleasure is made into a full blown event. A bed, a restroom stall at work, a movie theater or even your car can be a legitimate masturbatorium.

Pinky: "I miss you so much LoD, I gotta hit the masturbatorium or I am never gonna sleep tonight!'

by LoD's Pinky July 25, 2008

masterbator

Common mispelling of the word masturbator.

He was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. Unfortunately, he wasn't going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)....and a big dumbass.

by thesg September 19, 2006

masturbatorium

A place to masturbate, alone, or with others. Example is from a Playboy adult limmericks's column circa 1969.

Today's modern movie emporium
Is not just a cinamatorium
But a hughly effectual,
Heterosexual,
Mutual Masturbatorium.

by napercos October 2, 2005

masturbatorholic

One who is addicted to masturbating with or without lube spontaneously aroused

Dammit Ray won't stop masturbating even when it's bleeding
Mike responds. That's because he is a masturbatorholic!,

by Huge Dickson January 27, 2014