mashed potato hands 

Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.

Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.

mashed potato hands by Bigdickjonez January 24, 2023

Mashed potato chin 

The fat underneath the chin most notably seen when one lowers their head.

Damn she's got a bad mashed potato chin. Did you see it when she was looking down?

Mashed potato chin by LJ Mic June 24, 2009

Mashed Potato Ass 

When one flexes his or her ass causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes

Person 1: Oh my God, look at his ass.
Person 2: That is some seeeerious mashed potato ass.

Mashed Potato Ass by ABlackMan69 November 3, 2010

Mashed Gabe Tators 

When a gay man pulls his cheek's apart and his compainion quickly fills his anus full of mashed potatoes, then they preform anal sex and when finished they eat the mashed potatoes.

Hey Son, Bob invited me over tonight to have some Mashed Gabe Tators so i can't come to your baseball game tonight.

Mashed Gabe Tators by Bum Killa 101 April 16, 2009

mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.

"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

mashed potatoes by Joshimo June 11, 2006

Mashed Potato 

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

Mashed Potato by assarakh June 24, 2003

Mashed Brotatoes 

Too many bros in any given locale.

Guy 1: Hey man! How's Jessica's party??

Guy 2: Awww dude, I'm leaving, its mashed brotatoes over here.

Guy 1: Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit. (the wire style)

Mashed Brotatoes by LORD OF THA BLING March 22, 2011