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Marinara Pact

A sacred pact that irreversibly links two souls, signifying their devotion to each other's happiness and well being, while remaining individuals. The basil/herbs signify seasonal growth and change, sometimes plentiful, sometimes bare. The garlic, that small contribution that adds so much flavor is sensuality. Tomatoes, the foundation, simple and at their core the things that keep these individuals stable and the potential each posses.

Once this pact is made, there is no turning back, these souls are linked for better or worse, so they best just get a long and go fuck shit up for a long time.
Oh dear God, they've made a marinara pact.
by Stoneybore July 21, 2024
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Marinara Squanto

A spin off of a marinara sanchez. When a man fingers a woman during her period and wipes his bloody fingers across his cheeks, using it as indian war paint.
Person1: Dude i was fingering tammy during her period
Person2: Did you marinara squanto her?
Person1: Yeah, it was sweet she was totally turned on. She gave an indian call too.
by mwbluedevil June 10, 2012
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marinara trench

Female nether regions during menstruation, especially with regards to oral sex.
You can handle my breadstick while I go to town on your marinara trench.
by Hungry Lad September 15, 2022
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Marinara Moustache

The act of going down on somebody who is on their period.
Our lass gave us a reyt marinara Moustache last neyt (Yorkshire)
by Kid Citrus June 1, 2023
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Location: Male Dormitory
Participants: Enzo, Will, Justin, Aidan, John, and Ilya (by proxy)

At approximately midnight, Senatorial Candidate John Anglum, hurled a plastic cup of frozen marinara at the dormitory door of two of his fellow students, one of whom was the current Senator, Justin Bergeron, after discovering it had been placed in his fridge by his roommate. Chaos ensued as Justin was forced to slam his door to shield himself and his roommate from the wrath of the candidate, and while neither had any political grudges in the past, these actions could only come from hatred and malice. Only time will tell if this will be another footnote in history, or the final blow to John’s already tumultuous political carrier.
Ben: Did you hear about the 2022 “MarinaraIncident?
Ronald: Yeah I hear it might cost John his whole carrier.
by sunnA sunU September 29, 2022
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Marinara Mike

A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.
I just gave bill a massive marinara Mike
by ImALasagnaHog November 7, 2020
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Anus marinara

Anus marinara is the blood and shit mix that comes out of ones asshole after intensely rough gay sex. Anus marinara occurs after gay sex with 3 or more dicks in ones asshole.
I can’t believe Ella made Amos have anus marinara. So gay.
by Ellamos January 3, 2019
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