Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter

When your a horrible parent because you gave your young child the key to the car, and he takes off driving it down the road, and then you realised you gave him the opportunity to Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter and that your responsible for them

Ol Denis gave his kid the key fob to his Tesla, well shit, his child's gonna go commit vehicular manslaughter.

by xGLAZx December 19, 2018

Majula

From the arabic word "مهجورة Mahjoula" (deserted or abandoned place).It's a coastal town in the game Dark Souls II which will serve as the world hub and homebase of the player. Though you may find some NPCs there, the town is a desolate place thus the name.

"Majula is often referred to as a garbage dump"
"The exiles of Drangleic were often sent Majula, which is why all the shacks and houses are so run down."

by Truth_seeker October 1, 2014

Manual Stimulation

To masturbate oneself. To fondle one's own genitals to stimulate or fondle to a point of climax or orgasm with one's hand or other device.

While Sandy loves her sex life with her boyfriend Carl, nothing makes her orgasm better than her own Manual Stimulation. She loves to work her bean between her thumb and forefinger until she cums.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

ManJula

A very precious, yet often unrecognized gem or object of value.

Dude, I just got my watch appraised. I though it was worthless, but it turns out I'm holing on to a real Manjula!

by Isimbard February 13, 2010

Manual Transfart

Noun. The act of physically removing a fart from its source to another so as to put the blame on an innocent party or to make someone puke as in transporting the fart to their face. The vector for communication is usually by hand, though a jar can be used for preservation; i.e. if the targeted party is not within vicinity.

Manual Transfarts can be used to evoke infuriation, life-long resentment, and straight up convulsive laughter for the doer of the action.

by Danibongar April 18, 2008

Manual Reset

When one ejaculates, deficates and vomits as a three-step cleansing technique to reboot the body. Generally thought of as a household cure for a hang-over (control, alt, delete).

When all other cures failed, Carl relied on an old fashion manual reset to make it right again.

by Netler February 20, 2011

mansulation

Slang for excessive body hair on a man. Can also be used in reference to a full beard.

"Figured I could use some mansulation this winter," said Jon, stroking his beard.

by GzBz October 13, 2011