1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.
2. Slave Drivers
3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
2. Slave Drivers
3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.
by 231night crew August 18, 2009
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The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.
jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
by Jack de wack June 26, 2008
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by an entity currently living October 5, 2021
Get the internet maintenance day mug.A Low Maintenance Relationship (LMR) is when a couple is mutually exclusive to one another but not in a FULL relationship. A low maintenance relationship includes NOT needing to talk to them everyday, maybe SOME texting per day but NOT a super abundance, getting together ONLY once or twice a week and going out and SOME sex.
A LMR is for active individuals who have many responsibilities and have no time for a FULL relationship.
A LMR is for active individuals who have many responsibilities and have no time for a FULL relationship.
Girl how are you going to balance work, school and a boy friend? You're going to get burnt out.
I just need a Low Maintenance Relationship and I'll be all set.
I just need a Low Maintenance Relationship and I'll be all set.
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Get the percussive maintenance mug.1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.
2. Slave Drivers
3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
2. Slave Drivers
3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.
by 231night crew August 18, 2009
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