holy mackerel saphire

Exclamation meaning, "Golly"

Saying "Holy Mackerel Saphire" to anything that someone would say "golly" to.

by Bill Weiss January 12, 2008

Mackerel butter

The art of enjoying the butter mackerel was cooked in

Graham enjoyed drinking mackerel butter from the tray

by Haggi baby June 5, 2018

mackerel beating

The Act of man masturbation in Shower

Jack got caught mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017

Mackerel kayak

The southern most front facing orifice of a woman. The vagina. The tuna canoe. The haddock hidey hatch. The pink. The front bum.

She let me touch her mackerel kayak last night, that sh1t tight!

by Jaybibz October 9, 2022

Mackerel Tango

The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring

Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"

Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

mackerel badger

When you flatulate, say this to let others know you've farted but you don't want to say it outright. Originated from Invercargill we believe, and can also be shortened to 'maccy badge'

*farts* 'mackerel badger!' teacher: what? class: *giggles*

by yeah,nah October 28, 2010

mackerel beating

The act of man masturbation in shower.

Jack got caught mackerel beating.

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017