macchened

A sudden and unexpected stoppage of a computer system, network, system interface or data feed generally caused by a direct, secretive or unexplained change to a production environment. Often times the problem can just go away on its own.

You have been macchened when you are causally going about using a computer system to do your normal daily processing when all of a sudden the lights dim, the systems grind to a halt and everyone is looking at each other as if to say what the heck happened. It's that moment when you know you have been macchened.

by U Jean Ripper March 5, 2010

Mackeely

shit singer

your a mackeely

by Kyber May 21, 2019

macchew peanut

Macchew Peanut, also known as Matthew the peanut, Macchew Picchu, Macchew, Dr Macchew Peanut is a nickname for people named Matthew who are peanut brains. They are also very German.

Me: Hi Matthew
Matthew: It's Dr Macchew Peanut to you.

by jasm1neee November 17, 2019

Maccie

That subset of Mac users who think that Apple is responsible for all innovations. They are brain dead zealots who issue insults and worse to authors who write articles that do not give unqualified praise to Apple and its products. Maccies are approximately 70% of all Mac users.

Everything Apple does is unique and original to them no matter how many times others have done it before.

The Maccie Credo

by Big Joe Mama May 21, 2007

Maycee

Maycee is a beautiful girl who will do anything for a friend and never leave your side. When you get a Maycee she will always be there for you in your happiest to your darkest time. Maycee’s are loyal, trustworthy, kind, intelligent, and sweet. Once you get a hold of a Maycee make sure to never let her go because everyone needs a Maycee in their lives.

“I caught a Maycee, and I am never letting her go”

by Naruto_andhinata June 10, 2019

macheesmo

The Ebonic spelling, as the word sounds, of the word machismo with multiple meanings. (1) Another serving of Mac & Cheese. (2) Exaggerated masculinity, with a slight stink to it.

(1):I want mo mac chees mo!;(2):Man, check out that dude, he must work out 'cause he got macheesmo!

by Nicholas H. Howard October 10, 2007

MacChester

The act of being a wing man for some one performing the McChester.(When you go to a bar get wasted and run around naked outside while eating as much mexican food as possible so you have constant diaraherra all over the streets. After that you shove a winchester rifle up your ass until you finally pass out.) The Macchester is also eating as much mexican food as possible but is also shitting on the mcchester's face and or chest. usually the macchester is the designated driver.

Tyrone: yo mc adamsss

McAdams: wut chu want?

Tyrone: did chu hear bout that crazy negro doin the Mcchester with his MacChester??

McAdams: naw dawg

by Bleed_N_Purple July 17, 2010