Mer

1. The french word for ocean/sea.
2. A Nine Inch Nails song that kicks ass.

1. "(insert french words) mer (more french words)"
"What?"
"Ze sea ees beeutifal at dis time ov night, oui?"

2. "What are you listening to?"
"nin - la mer"
"KICK ASS"

by meowlet June 13, 2005

mer

verb: crying; bitching

Person 1: Dude, my toe hurts!
Person 2: Mer!

by FourZeroFour May 1, 2008

Mer

Mer means to bang someone in turtle it also means "i love you"

i want to Mer you

by MarianneBB July 28, 2011

mer

masturbating in other people's showers.
eating food/ drink that most would not consider.

The food is so mer.
You just merred in my shower.

by Mermann February 7, 2008

Mer

Used as and expression of felling, or to replace other words, and things

'did you see what that n00b just did, god he's mer!'
or
instead of omg ' oh Mer?',
someone says something to you, pause for a few secs look at them say MER and act as if you don't care

by LaGe||| December 13, 2003

mer

word that only a girl who is bestfriends with your girlfriend and is used to piss her off in weird situations.Commonly whispered or used in a low tone of voice.

"MER" u dumb fucker!!

by pappa penpek June 26, 2009

Mer

The moment when someone says something stupid or It offends you and You have no comment, You simply say "Mer".

Friend: Your ugly and I fucked your mom
You: Mer

by Your real father September 25, 2012