shit on the liver

Possibly Australian in origin. When someone has "shit on the liver" it usually means they are in a bad mood.

The old folk song "the cane-cutter's lament" has the term in its fourth stanza:
"The cane was bad the cutters were mad
The cook had shit on the liver
And I'll never cut cane for that bastard again
On the banks of the Barron River"

by Big Hugh Ness November 19, 2007

liver board

An auto-erotic accessory composed of a liver (preferably still warm from the recently-euthanized livestock) affixed (nailed, stapled) to a wooden plank with a hole carved into it. A makeshift orifice is sliced through the liver, and a "hillbilly" copulates with the organ. The board provides a rigid frame for satisfactory penetration and withdrawal.

Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).

Ed: Wow...you slept with that fugly cum dumpster?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?

by MSMStud October 25, 2007

liver of steel

Able to drink undefined amounts of alcohol without chunking or feeling any kind of hangover the next morning.

He partied so hard last night and he's fine this morning! He must have a liver of steel!

by mikel martindale November 3, 2010

Liverage

Liverage this means freedom from an entangled source. Also this can mean gaining liberty or license to something.

I have longed to gain liverage from my parents since I turned 18.

by Nielar May 31, 2018

hand-lover

1) one who masturbates constantly and frquently
2) one who has a fetish for hands

1) Richie loves his hand at least three times a night
2) Billie gets a special feeling when he's around hands

by KurDt March 4, 2005

equal opportunity lover

An equal opportunity lover is a person that will date someone no matter their race. Other people may never date outside of their race or only date one particular race. An equal opportunity lover sees no color and has love for them all. <3

Sam only dates latina girls, but Robby loves women of all colors. Robby is an equal opportunity lover for sure. Sam's probably a racist. :/

by jkilla October 21, 2013

sensual lover

Someone who is great in bed and shows deep affection to their partner and pleasures them with care and thoughtfulness.

She is a sensual lover, really cares for my sexual my needs and pleasures me how i like it.

by Milkshakeomg February 9, 2014