albert lyons

{Noun}
Albert Lyons or Mr Lyons, is a very nice man with a mustache who teaches Science. If you see him obey him and actually listen to him in class or I'll find you and ask you to stop being mean to him very nicely because I'm not the aggressive type :)

The boy wasn't as smart as Albert Lyons; Oh no, Mr Albert Lyons, he is on his phone again.

by Albatross studying Scientist July 3, 2019

logan lyons

Logan Lyons is a cock loving tiny Dick boy who had blonde hair and blue eyes at the age of 17 he will turn gay and suck every Dick in his sight Logan Lyons is a pussy ass bitch who don't get any money.

Logan Lyons loves Dick doesn't he

by Bibbidyboppidyboooo March 28, 2016

Glenn Lyon

Glenn is the most popular and bad ass man on the Fresno Pacific University campus. Every girl in the world hella wants his dick. He can be seen wearing a red shirt and contagious smile. On occasion, he wears a camo sweatshirt and stupid sunglasses with moccasins. Somewhat of a country hipster, Glenn is a two meter specialist who is a giant teddy bear out of the pool and a titan in the pool. Glenn can often be on a high horse sometimes, even though an extreme racist and sexist.

While wearing a big red shirt, Glenn Lyon saw a girl smile at him, and then proceeded to say she wants me.

Glenn Lyon is a respectable man to women, and minorities. -Said no one ever

Glenn Lyon has a big dick -Said no girl ever

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? Just kidding i'm Glenn Lyon

by DerpaDerp November 8, 2012

south lyon

Was once Hicksville until all the little townspeople fucked and made babies, and now its a mix between wannabe novi preps and poser punks, along with a whole load of old people who complain all damn day because of all the changes due to their own kids, and then write letters to the newspaper- thinking people actually read that shit. Hey if you dont like it here, MOVE DUMBASS!!!!!!

South Lyon is da shizziest place to live.

South Lyon people are old and smell like turd.

by SouthLyonChic June 3, 2004

Scott Lyons

You can’t get cooler then Scott Lyons. He canonically has the biggest dick in Europe and is a good at everything that he tries. Every woman was to sleep with Scott Lyons even some men. *Scott Lyons is not open to the latter but is cool with it as he would want to Sleep with Scott Lyons too*.

I want to suck Scott Lyons’s Cock “every Woman ever”

by Lennon John March 26, 2022

Lyon mountian

A small town located just beyond the dannemora mountian,where the retired go to die and the young go to save money. The police will never come to bother unless you speed. Drugs, house burning and stealing are some of the locals favorite hobies in the summer due to the beautiful scernary and nothing else to do. If your not on that end of the stick well four wheeling hunting and sledding better be cause there aint jack sh#t to do up here. Theres one gas station with no gas no bathroom and a terribly rude clerk. If you enjoy freezing to death then lyon mountians -25 degree weather and 6 foot of snow winters will do just fine for you. Great little town to die alone in.

I would rather go to jail then lyon mountian.
Lyon mountian is a beautiful summer vaction spot lets just not talk about winter.
Did you catch aids or herpes in lyon mountian?

Im glad i came to lyon mountian they have the best meth to hunt on.

by Ski888 November 15, 2019

lyons, nebraska

A small town filled with rich assholes and the few kids who aren't shitting money probably smoke pot, got pregnant their juniors year or think they're emo/lesbian.

"You live in Lyons, Nebraska?"
"Yeah!"
"Jesus christ stay away from me you freak."

by sahdude69 December 3, 2016