lurker

someone or something that lurkes in your personal space

a lurker is a multitude of things in our world, a lurker could be a sexy man or nasty north sea 'lurker' man, it is all random things like when a fly lands on you its 'lurking'!!

North Sea lurkers are men who are divorced and over 50. South sea lurkers are men who are under 19
Lady North sea lurkers are women who get the too many children bulge! and are over 50 and think they are cool.

by Zoe Bell July 20, 2006

lurker

one who follows you on the slots and waits for you to go broke on a machine that hasnt paid off... then wins a shitload of money off your machine. usually in old lady form.

OMFG, that lurker just took my 1,000,000$ jackpot... the whore...

by [LOLMAN] April 11, 2006

lurker

a zit or a pimple that "lurks" under your skin.

When I awoke this morning, I noticed a big lurker on the tip of my nose!

by Lola August 13, 2004

Lurkers

People who hang at the skatepark and smoke weed all day instead of skating.

"yo i think we'll be the only ones at the skatepark today"

"nah man theres always the fuckin lurkers"

by suicidalwonton August 19, 2009

lurker

Just like a creeper but with less status and less friends! Is usually alone in his creepiness thus making him a lurker!

Did you see that lurker eying Julie in the bar?!

by Heather January 31, 2005

Lurker

A person that follows the squad but isn't wanted there nor has any input on the conversation.

Connor: Liam just follows our group around at lunchtime.
Austin: Yeah no shit he is such a lurker

Kyle: Oi Matt fuck off you cant sit with us
John: He is just a fucking lurker its not like he is gonna say anything so whats the point

by jjpetrotro May 25, 2017

Lurker

A player in Counter Strike which is not together with the team, he is in another location in the map trying to kill people from behind.

Blue player, we're going to attack the bombsite A, be the lurker for us.

by sornii May 6, 2015