Loom

One who craps his pants often. He is also rather flachuent, and farts a lot too. He smells as well

The Loom crapped his pants.

by Beans September 22, 2003

Rainbow Loom

The act of two gays doing the 69 position.

Paul: Hey bro! Want to Rainbow Loom?

John: Yeah dude. I'm in the mood for some pride!

by Jigglejiggleroc April 29, 2016

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

Weaving the bear loom

When someone rakes their fingernails through your thick back hair during sex.

Dude, that chick was a freak, straight pro at weaving the bear loom.

by _PoohBear January 14, 2010

loom bands intit m8

an excuse for any situation

Person 1: Mate what are you doing you dick head, get a job
Person 2: Fuckin loom bands intit m8

by Karl Pilko May 3, 2016

Looming brown

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.

Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”

by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019