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loafed

a state of ultimate laziness forcing you to waste the day away by doing nothing...at all.
I'm so loafed today, I only left my couch twice, once to get a snack and twice to shit.
by minminns November 19, 2006
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Panty Loafer

Typically an older man who hangs around at bars to just watch the young women. Doesn't talk with people, just stares and acts creepy. Will be seen wearing slip on shoes often, like penny loafers.
It looks like that Panty Loafer Chuck is back...yeah he seems to have sniffed out that bachelorette party.
by e/or August 13, 2012
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loafed

To get wasted. Short for the term "meatloafed."
We're gettin loafed tonight
by vinyes April 30, 2008
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loose in the loafers

I think our math teacher is a little loose in the loafers
by dawn June 15, 2002
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fagpotle loafer

Someone who spends most of their time loafing in front of the chipotle in bethesda. It doesn't matter what time of day or what day of the week, they will always be there. It's just gay. First of all you have to be retarded to hang out there b/c the cops have the place on live surveillance since they are too lazy to walk two blocks from their station to actually guard the place. (Little side note: the cops are never there when you actually need them i.e. when someones getting robbed or sketchballs are harassing you. They only come to bust teenage drunkards.)
If you pass by, you will likely see fagpotle loafers:

smoking cigarettes

loafing for a period of over 5 hours

having softcore sex on the public benches

ppl intimidating but not scrappin

55 year old losers buying kids beer and droping it off via bicycle

25 year old pedos hooking up with 15 year old whores

asking random ppl if they wana score bud
(on occasion there will be ppl who come up to you and ask if you want FREE bud..This means they want to rape you)

and of course, drunk retarded bitches making a scene on friday night

Even if you offer these ppl something better to do they refuse to budge if your offer is not in location within a few blocks.
fagpotle loafer: lets head on down to chipotle and score some 40's dogg!

normal person: id rather not, I usually have someone i know well buy me alcohol. I could call him right now, he could give us a ride, and we can all stay over at his place.

fagpotle loafer: Nah ur good

normal person: You're a faggot dude
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Light in the loafers

A man that acts very feminine around people.
He acts so gay that when he walks he floats. He must me light in the loafers!
by Maddogg radio September 14, 2022
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loffee

loffee: ridiculously strong caffeine-rich drink: a drink containing caffeine and with a transformative effect that is made from the ground or processed seeds of a tropical tree
Cranky, Peter? Miss your loffee this morning?
by Shanna Lynn May 28, 2010
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