Litany

When someone, especially a girl - rambles on about nothing, self-impressed with her cleverness and wit.

Damn, Litany - shut the hell up.

Litany by Miguel February 25, 2005

Litany

A babbling blog girl.

"Litany needs to shut the ---- up."

Most likely epitomized by Litany Webb, of Blogger infamy.

Litany by Frankie February 26, 2005

Litaf 

Lit as fuck.

The weather is litaf

Litaf by Aditya72526 June 5, 2018

Litaf 

French work for Sign of wealth

These people are showing Litaf

Litaf by Jerome Nugger April 18, 2018

litARGHalists! 

literalist: a person who translates text literally.:

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

litARGHalists!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about literalists.

"litARGHalists!" - says a pirate

litARGHalists! by [e-mail] March 6, 2013

Litarded 

When you say something so fucking stupid not even retarded can describe how dumb it is

Hey what’s going on- Gary

Oh holykenobi said some transphobic shit- Larry

It’s like when a teen thinks he might be gay but instead of gay it’s transphobic- holyKenobi

“Later that day” god I’m litarded

Litarded by holykenobi December 21, 2020

Lital Mankey 

When you wipe your ass with your index finger and then rub it under the nose of someone. Sort of making them sniff your ass sweat/poopey like if it was some 100% colombian white powder while you yell Lital Mankey at them.
Making them feel totally defeated.
That's the real lital maaankey.

Person 1 (real OG):

👃
👈
Litaaal Mankey!

Person 2:
Oh shit, I just got your ass sweat impregnated on my mustache, I better shave right now. I hate Lital Mankey! :'(

Person 1:
Letal lital

Lital Mankey by TheKingOfLitalMankey November 21, 2021