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No problem lieutenant sarcasm

the response to the phrase thank you captain obvious which is made when something stupid and obvious has bees said.
by thegirlthatkrumps November 28, 2010
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Lieutenant Dan

The act of having sex with a man or woman, with their legs tied back, as if they had no lower parts of their legs, looking like Lieutenant Dan from the oscar winning film Forrest Gump.
"Yo, so did you Cincinnati bow-tie her, or did you let her give you a rusty trombone??" "Neither. I pulled the Lieutenant Dan, tied her legs back, made her cum like Forrest Gump running home."

"Ugh, my quads hurt so much from being lieutenant dan'd last night..."
by djblox March 5, 2010
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lieutenant dan

The act of picking up an amputee (legless) for sex. See acrotomophilia
vietnam veterans without legs turn me on!
by kung-fu jesus September 6, 2004
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lieutenant warf

super beast from star trek. Killer with a soft side, his ridged head excited the females. Renown for his skill with hand held impliments. Modern day usage includes "warfing a bitch".
Dude, I totally beasted and went lieutenant warf on that bitch.
by rucknroller13 September 29, 2010
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Lieutenant Dan Houdini

The act of having sex with an amputee and leaving with the prosthesis before the amputee wakes up.
After I hooked up last night, I was feeling some kleptomania. So I Lieutenant Dan Houdini’d Marsha this morning. Wish I could have seen her face.
by Al Dolfski May 27, 2018
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Zest Lieutenant

When someone by the name of Jem is being super zesty. They will be referred to as the Zest Lieutenant
Jem is the leader of all zest, aka the zest lieutenant
by tinooooooooo April 30, 2023
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Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.
I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.
by Little T mart December 9, 2016
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