Lerner's Mom

1.The mother of the red-headed jewish albanian.
2.Woman who's pornography alias is "Iliiterate Douche Towel"
3.A synonym for anal princess
4.A sex position where the woman tucks her feet behind her ears as a guy shits in her mouth

Ex.1
Midshipman 1 - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Midshipman 2 - "Nothin really, just gave some chick a 'Lerner's Mom.'"

Ex.2
I met this chick last night, she's a real Lerner's mom if you catch my drift.

by Pedro November 17, 2004

Lebroned

To have sexual relations with said person's mother or female custodian.

1. Bill Clinton LeBroned you, yo!

2. Forrest Gump got LeBroned by the principal.

by Erichowyadoin' May 21, 2010

The Lebrone Jahamez

When you have 69 affairs with 17 year old women who think you’re a rapper when in reality you are just a pedophile wanting to get slobbed on the knob.

Jon: Blow on my soup baby gurrrlllll
Mommy: Are you performing the Lebrone Jahamez

by SteveHarvey7 October 20, 2022

Leboned

(v) - pronounced Leh- Boned

The fan reaction to a screwing of an entire city during a Prime Time NBA free agent announcement.

ex - Miami Heat???? MAN we just got totally LeBoned.

Antonym of a LeBoner

by pattersbwhatup July 10, 2010

lelones

It's the only word that can accurate describe a love of a soul mate. The English language, up until this word, did not have a word to show the deepest love of another.

Kevin lelones Bennet.

by Ken folds 4 August 9, 2022

leron

one who achieves everything he/she wants with ease. Due to this many are jealous, usually other female jews.

leron

by Henry mop May 25, 2011

Leonel Messi

the greatest footballer of all time. He is gifted by God. He was born in Rosario, Argentina on June 24, 1987. He 31 years old. His sons are Mateo Messi, Ciro Messi, and Thiago Messi. His wife is Antonella Roccuzzo. He plays for Barcelona and Argentina (international club). His biggest rival is Christiano Ronaldo, is compared to Messi, but he is nothing like Messi.

fan1: Ronaldo scores at the 88' minute, It's tied
(two minutes later) fan2: Gooooaaaaallll Leonel Messi scores last second to make it 3-2 Barcelona won. Messi is the king of clasicos

by Messithebest trust me November 12, 2018