fatboy lenses

When you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all... you were just looking at them through sad, desperate "fatboy lenses".

It's like having beer goggles while being sober.

"Oh man, I ran into Jess the other day. She's so queer looking. I must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded

Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

by PicanteMexico June 4, 2010

cocktact lense

Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.

She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

The lense

When you cum in a woman's eye and spit on it at the same time and acts as an eye lense and her vision becomes blurry so you proceed to put contact lenses above the lens layer.

Connor: Guess what dude! Rebecca let me do the lense on her

by bigdaddybrozo February 24, 2021

Gucci lenses

Everything is fine. Synonym to Good or nice or sweet

Typically used as a response to a statement or incident. Generally as a way to express that everything is ok.
"Hey Jesus someone hit your truck??"

"Yeah but it's didn't even get a dent. Her car got damaged but she rear ended me. We're Gucci lenses"

by Lawdjesus October 25, 2023

Conduistic Lense

Originally coined by Gage Kreps Ramirez, it is the mode of perspective and perception, actively Embodied within students of "Conduism"...

An Intimate Innerstanding of one's own complex, Multifaceted Nature... and the effort to live ones life in respect and reference to all of factors behind the scenes of Circumstance.

"When viewing psychology from the "Conduistic Lense", we can see how Desires and Inspirations are both forms of Intelligent , communicable entities within our psyche.

by FatherConduæst17 July 26, 2025