Jay Leno

an insult you call someone if they're a backstabbing whore who crushes dreams

That Jay Leno stole Conan O'Brien's time slot and the integrity of late night talk shows.

by imisspenhall21 January 15, 2010

you should write for leno

a phrase said to someone who tells a horrible joke, especially when they think it is hilarious

guy 1: don't eat the crab dip at the STD awareness fair! aren't i hilarious?
guy 2: you should write for leno.

by kailman / The 7hunder December 8, 2010

dirty leno

1. A sex act where as one person shoves their chin into anothers ass.
2. Unsightly patch of chin hair

1. Shave off that dirty leno my friend

by Bruce, Todd and Tony October 2, 2006

jay leno

a comedian with a popular talk show who has a large jaw and collects cars

Guy ---- "I am sorry, but we have to break up."

Girl -----"Oh, But why?"

Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!




Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?

by master stghm April 4, 2004

Jay Leno

is a cheap hack compared to comic legend and part time real estate agent Conan O'brien

screw leno, let's watch soemthing else 'till conan is on

by steve February 25, 2005

Jay Leno

Some guy with a big chin who is the former host of The Tonight Show, and it appears he'll be stealing the job back. He screwed David Letterman out of the job back in 1992 when Johnny Carson retired, leading to Dave moving over to CBS. He is now about to do the same thing to Conan O'Brien because his own prime time show wasn't too popular with NBC affiliates. He is driving Carson to roll over in his grave.

Jay Leno is a selfish bastard who just can't let go of the spotlight.

by realy2jproblem January 19, 2010

Gay Leno

Jay Leno

Gay Leno is no match for Conan O' Brien.

by scrEEmur December 1, 2003