Length

The measure from distance to distance.

person: wanna know the length of my dick
me: I’m totally okay with never knowing that

by yummytoenails69 October 3, 2018

lengther

Sole job of one person in which he determines the length of things such as tape, strings, wooden boards. Works closely with a gurther.

When covering motors with clear plastic.. the Lengther rolls out the plastic and tells the man with the knife where to cut it.

by A-Shift 6th hand December 11, 2013

Shrek length

Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length

Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths

by DaDragonSlayor September 1, 2018

bond length

When two men touch their penises together at the head, then find the length of both put together

Aaron and I found our bond length last night.

by PiperPerri69 January 7, 2021

Taking Length

To receive sexual penetration from a penis.

Although this can relate to any size of penis it is commonly used to refer to well endowed penises.

That friend of yours likes taking length

by Ooitslovely August 26, 2021

Train length gap

There being such a big distance (a train length gap) between the car you are racing.

So you're just cruising in your CLAPPED Evo and next to you PULLS UP a lambo and tries to steal your girl, but suddenly, you remember, this morning, you just put on a BRAND NEW set of sleeper wheels and now, youve got the ego of a "natty" sleeper right after a JUICY pump, so you honk 3 times and DELIVER a train length GAP between you and that suckers lambo. That being forwarded by you taking your girl to Macy's in your clapped steed...

by tfpae May 12, 2023

Cocks-Length

A term used to define a measurement or distance equal to the length of your penis, usually exaggerated.

Friend: Hey dude, how far is it to Disneyland from Nepal?
Me: Umm, I think it's like 3 Cocks-Lengths.
Friend: Keep dreamin pal!

by 3forint.com September 28, 2012