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lemurs

only the greatest animal that ever existed
A. Hey aren't lemurs awesome?
B. Yes, I'm gonna get a pet one and name it little Slow Rider.
by Shannon6 November 23, 2007
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Lemus

1. A language of grammatically incorrect, misspelled words and run-on sentences.

2. A specified language that is only comprehended by acquaintances that are within an identified "inner-circle."

3. A native language with complexities that only the most astute nordies can decipher.
See a member of the inner circle to translate Lemus
by D_B.loc.k July 25, 2018
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lemuring

While attending large events, it describes the action of someone who joins a group conversation only to stare like a lemur while remaining awkwardly silent.
Person 1: "I've had it with this onslaught of people who can't have a normal conversation. I'm saying they enter the group, say their name, and literally stare at me while the rest of us try to converse like a bug eyed lemur didn't just sit on someone's shoulder."
Person 2: "Wow, that sound like some pretty extreme lemuring."
by vividvoid June 20, 2023
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Lemur Man

A halucination brought on by the use of psychedelic drugs. Tends to be seen riding on peoples shoulders, without the knowledge of the person being ridden. Usually seen doing sexual acts into the ear.
I was sitting there in class, trippin out on shrooms. I looked over at my friend, and lo and behold there was lemur man, fucking his ear.
by Kris Flua October 9, 2007
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thumping the lemur

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?
by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008
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lemursexual

The term for someone who is sexually attracted to lemurs
and/or has tried to though surgery look like a lemur in hope of attracting them or other lemursexuals.
Lemursexual: Hey let's go to the Zoo I want to see the lemurs!

Later at the Zoo
lemursexual masterbates furiously while staring at the lemurs.
by Wentil June 5, 2005
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Flying Lemur

Whilst hanging from a ceiling fan, with erect penis, you fly by the girl and smack her on the cheek first. Then the second time you come around you kick that bitch in the face, knocking her to the floor, then the third time around you let go of the fan and yell out "woooo weeeee!"
While aiming your entire head inside her vagina.
I was over at Daryl's house last night and he was giving this bitch the biggest flying lemur this side of the mississippi!
by Yung MC April 28, 2008
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