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LeBron Steamer

Holding a press conference on ESPN to announce that you are signing with the Miami Heat and not the Cleavland Cavaliers. Figuratively defecating on the city of Cleavland.
Me: Can you believe that jerk LeBron James?
Cleavland Guy: He just gave us the LeBron Steamer.
by Ray Ray Jefferson July 10, 2010
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LeBroner

A person that does all their work during the early hours of the day then coasts for the last two.
Wade: Hey Anthony, it looks like we underestimated the number of baskets we'd need for that Dallas job. Do you think you could call up United Basket and get us a few more?

Anthony: What? Isn't that something James normally takes care of?

Wade: Yes, but now that it's 3 o'clock we can't count on him for anything, being how he's a LeBroner and all.
by HoboSpider December 8, 2011
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Lebronnabe

Pronounced: Luh-brawn-ah-bee.

An individual who vainly attempts to act like or be like Lebron James. A Lebronnabe can be found at most indoor basketball facilities wearing Lebron's jersey, usually accompanied with basketball shoes endorsed by Lebron James.
That tool can't even sink the three, and he's white ... what a Lebronnabe.
by evenplay July 12, 2007
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Lebron James

When you're fucking a girl good and she's about to finish then randomly you decide to shit on her chest and move to Florida only to return 4 years later with your dick still hard and an apology.
Lebron James Lebrons James'd the fuck out of Cleveland
by Douche__bag July 11, 2014
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Lebronsexual

Extreme lovers of NBA player Lebron James who think he can do no wrong. These lovers of Lebron James consider him be the "great"

They have a serious man crush on Lebron James to the point where they would love to perform homosexual acts on him! They consider anyone who criticizes anything about Lebron a hater and they become emotionally distraught over any criticism of their man crush Lebron. They become outraged to the point that they lose all sense of logic and are unable to use reason performing illogical acts of savagery.

The likelyhood of a lebronsexual assaulting you or even murdering you is extremely high.
Lebronsexuals believe that Lebron lowering his shoulders and running defenders over with said shoulder and pushing defenders off with his weak hand as he runs defenders over on his way to the basket is classic basketball.
How many men can honestly say they are lebronsexuals
by Gillie24 June 15, 2018
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lebron jizz

The lebron jizz is when you jerk off and throw your jizz in the air using the same motion that Lebron James does before every game.
Stan made a mess when he Lebron jizzed all over his room.
by jonsjeans August 1, 2016
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LeBron numbers

Performing at a similar level to Lebron James, who is widely regarded as one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Often using in an eating context.
“I’m putting up lebron numbers at the all you can eat buffet

“Cmon man that’s too easy! I’m putting lebron numbers sleeping tonight”

“I put up lebron numbers at the gym”
by hate_gt May 31, 2023
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