deuce de leche

The shit storm a person afflicted with lactose intolerance experiences after consuming dairy.

"Whoa, dude! Travis blew up the bathroom with a deuce de leche, I'm pretty sure those mozzarella sticks were the culprit."

by BigGrubsSTM June 13, 2016

Lechelle

Understanding and acceptable. Usually a blonde if not then is as ditzy as a blonde. Lacks common sense but makes up for it in intelligence. Silly and or simple. Caring and evil at times. May occur all at once. Down to earth but very bourgeois at times. Bluntly honest to a point that it backfires on them. Parent-like and wise. Often has the title best friend or bestie. Motivated and ambitous. Is not an agist. Loves to not smile and sleep. Generally Lechelle's are all over the place.

I can't believe Lechelle told that 90 year old to step in the street.

by Rashera February 4, 2010

Chicharonez con leche

In spanish it literally means pork rinds with milk. The disgusting sound to it makes people crinkle their nose. It is used to describe a weird, random, or awkward person or situation like the literal meaning.

Because it sounds so strange, people use it randomly to break the boredom or awkwardness in a conversation. Most of the time it is used when the other user replys just "LOL" because everyone knows that means they are bored of you.

LOL, her hair is like chicharonez con leche!

Guy: I'm making a sandwich.
Girl: lol
Guy: Chicharonez con leche
Girl: LMAO what's that? XD

by NIrvanaNoelle September 18, 2011

leche

spanish for jizm, semen, sperm, nut

damn nigga u a find 4 da leche huh u buga(fag)

by victor ( big daddy vic) December 13, 2004

cafe con leche

Literally, coffee with milk. In South America, a mixed race person who is light brown, neither clearly white or black. Spanish translation of Brazilian "café com leite". Not an insult, cafe con leche is considered very attractive.

Halle Berry is cafe con leche,with a white mother and black father.
mulatto mixed race melangian mestee mestizo café com leite

by Anubis Dhole March 29, 2010

Chili con Leche

A sexual stunt in which a man prior to ejaculating on his partners face, pulls out a can of pepper spray and shoots her in the eyes. Meanwhile as she writhes in pain, the man continues to ejaculate on her.

Anthony: So I totally tried a Chili con Leche last night...

Charles: How did that go?

Anthony: Well we broke up, I don't date blind chicks.

by Tejota624 September 30, 2011

Lechmere

To purchase goods in anticipation of returning them for a full refund after use. Named for a defunct electronics store in Cambridge, MA that offered a "no questions asked" return policy. See "catch and release."

We're gonnah Lechmere some speakahs for the pahty; we can't afford ta keep them.

by Danny_T November 27, 2006