Jake Layton

A man with massive testicles.

Bro, watch your girl, Jake Layton is about and women love massive balls.

by Cherowkeu June 10, 2022

Layton

1. A city north of Salt Lake City, Utah
2. Full of hot military guys
3. Very modern and full of life city ... except on Sunday because apparently Mormons cannot operate on that day
4. Beautiful views of the mountains

I love living in Layton!

by bj0124 May 28, 2011

Layton

Someone who is a poop head

Layton is such a Layton

by hurgle-mergle November 7, 2018

Lahzon

The lahzon is when something is so incredibly cool that It surpasses any word no known to the english Language. When one is in or at the Lahzon they are at a state of Nirvana.

Tommy went to the Lahzon today and never came back!

by BDP493 February 23, 2010

laytonia

aka ghettonia ... a small 'hood located off of muncaster mill road in gaithersburg , maryland where the crime rate is approximately 13 times as the neighborhood next to it which is ten times the rate of the neighborhood across the road

if you live there, you may want to save to get one of those extra security items aka a baseball bat

by mizzcriz February 19, 2005

Layzous Disorderous

It's the "doctor" term for the Lazy Disorder. Yeah, it exists, what do you think? Ahaha!

Person 1: Hey did you do your home works already?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I have L.D.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Layzous Disorderous. It's for people who are so lazy it becomes a disorder.

Person 1: Ohh.

by Bee03 November 24, 2009

layzn

A lazy Asian -.-

Noun (N) ... Pronounced "Lay-zin"

AV: "Hey Wheres DChao?"
VC: "Ohh hes at home sleeping"
AV: "Woooow ... what a layzn"
VC: "we stayed up really late last night... dont be so hard on him..."
AV: "Hes still a Layzn....its two o clock in the afternoon... -___-"

by D_Chao November 13, 2011