Latvian national head day

latvian celebration when every couple gives each other head is on 23rd of March

Today is Latvian national head day!

by janiszarins March 22, 2023

Latvian Haircut

When a man trims a womans pubes with his teeth or vice versa

"I'm gonna give my sister a Latvian Haircut when I get home"

by anonymous June 14, 2025

The 2 Latvian Rule

Moment when there's 2 or more Latvians in a English spoken conversation and the language shifts to Latvian.

"Hey, I was talking to that Latvian girl, then another one joined and they just started talking in Latvian."
"The 2 Latvian Rule is real bro."

by PrprKrprTis November 12, 2025

Latvian

A Latvian is essentially a Lithuanian who didn't learn to speak properly.

Lithuanian: (says something)
Latvian: (replies)
Lithuanian: Bro wtf is that a real language?

by Foreigner3 November 29, 2021

latvian diarrhea

cronical diarrhea where it feels like youre letting corrosive acid out of your ass.

I hate having latvian diarrhea!

by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021

Drunken Latvian

When a stranger is dumping their trauma too early in the interaction when you have absolutely no interest whatsoever

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah i'm okay but girls are b****** and they ruin everything in your life and I've drunk 17 beers and now I'm on a Captain Morgan and - *at this point you stop listening*

Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian

by Mallampati October 13, 2025