froth lapping

Performing oral sex on a female after a gangbang. Named for the white creamy froth that appears after vigourous sex.

After a participating nice afternoon train, Earl likes to go froth lapping for hours.

by Lunchbox aka Tons of Fun July 8, 2006

Lansing, Illinois

A town with nothing to do...

Joey please don’t doubt me, we live in boring Lansing, Illinois

by OOFOOFOOFOOF October 15, 2017

Lansing

A place where gangster ass niggas come from. the capitol of michigan

Im from lansing,
word nigga, thats the hardest place in michigan

by jermaine517 December 28, 2007

teen lapping

To lick a teen's pussy.

I love making teen lapping to my neighbor.

by Wyseguy July 21, 2005

east lansing

the illest city in michigan...home of Michigan State University's Sparten...

it's a town...what's more to say?

by ducky April 15, 2005

lapping up the likes

An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.

Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"

Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"

by EddceLLent April 16, 2014

Lansing Suprise

When you go to Art Van Furnature and buy a love seat on clearance. That night, you decided to have Indian Food. You think to yourself, "damn... my shit will be runny and hot tonite.#windyshit" Suddenly realizing that perhaps today wasn't the best day to both replace your toilet and get Indian food, you desperately search for a place to shit.

The smell of a brand new, cheaply produced Art Van couch pulled you right in... you took of a coushion and hover over the painful springs

"Ow!" You say "spicy, spicy,spicy," you shout. "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, the Indians have fucked my ass!" The runny diarrhea comes out of your asshole Ronnie and spicy runny and spicy spicy and runny and seeps into the cracks of the brand new couch. At first, you smell shit, but then, the 24 hour artificial couch with preservative Kickin and it starts to smell like citrus.

The next day, the preservative was wearing off. You went back to Art Van to return the couch but they won't let you because you got it on clearance so you shit on it again and drive through the display window with your 1998 Chevy Silverado and dump the shity couch on a fucked up matress.

"Oh fuck"

"What is it Manager Dave?"

"We've got another Lansing Suprise."

"Oh shit"

by AsherBigCock June 18, 2018