Laborious

When one is intoxicated to the point of becoming work for those around them.

Guy 1 "How come you bounced early last night?

Guy 2 "Mark was laborious as fuck last night, tried to jump of a bridge."

Guy 1 "Straight labor party."

by AbradolphLincler July 1, 2011

Post-Labor Abortion

Murder.

I'm gonna give that dickhole a post-labor abortion.

by dick4u September 20, 2009

Labor Union

A group of people who come together and form an organization with the purpose to balancing out power versus rich fuckers who'd otherwise take advantage of you.

A labor union!? Now how will we fuck those poor bastards out of sick time/overtime/wage/insurance/whatever we can get away with?!

by Viriathus January 20, 2015

Labour Day Special

Engaging in sexual intercourse with your superior in the workplace.

Employee: You wanted to see me Mrs. Applesauce?
Employer: Henry, do know what a labour day special is?
Employee: No ma'am
Employer: You're about to find out. Lock the door.

by Dr. Whelan September 22, 2010

labido labotomy

An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.

He's not in the game right now after that labido labotomy she gave him...

by Swampybaby April 4, 2016

New Labour

Tory Lite.

by JonathanChance October 31, 2003

LABOB

Fuckin Sick Cat cunt no doubts about it

“Yo LABOB, got any Smokes?”
“Nah cunt were fully sick not fully fucked!”
“Aight it’s shiven time”
“Aight I’ll fuck ya up for ya Tn’s”
“Ahhh!”
“Ahh!”

by LABOB_42 August 27, 2020