by Shirlena99 July 5, 2014
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The sex act of penetrating a male (but not limited to females) with a strap-on covered in tabasco sauce.
The sex act of penetrating a male (but not limited to females) with a strap-on covered in tabasco sauce.
by Sneaky Horsey March 20, 2016
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A lance. They’re seen as a person who has many friends, but they may prefer to be lonely. Though, deep down they have a couple of good friends they would like to be with. A lance will never fail to upset you, and can always make you from sad to happy. Never loose a lance, because they might need you just as much as you need them. They might look down apon themself, but that’s because they fail to see the best part of themselves. They can do it, but they think they can’t. It’s up to you to show them that. They’re amazing, and if you have to leave them it will be hard. Because, a lance will never hurt you. They will love you for who you are.
“Is that lance? Fuck yeah it is!”
by Anon_ym_ous June 3, 2018
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lance is a twinkly little gay bottom who has been brainwashed by his family into supporting trump and is so far in the closet that he’s reaching narnia. he is secretly dating tiktoker nickvideos. their relationship is probably one of the cutest things on this planet. if you disagree no u don’t ❤️
They moved along the sofa and sat cross-legged opposite each other, lost staring in to each other’s eyes, they then leaned in to each other without realising it, and with that, boom. They kissed. Nick leaned in more until they both fell over on top of each other with lance staring up at nick
They both chucked and blushed, nick bent down and pecked lance on the lips again
“Do you wanna take this upstairs?” Nick whispered in a tired voice
anyway follow my ticktok @heterophobe_
They moved along the sofa and sat cross-legged opposite each other, lost staring in to each other’s eyes, they then leaned in to each other without realising it, and with that, boom. They kissed. Nick leaned in more until they both fell over on top of each other with lance staring up at nick
They both chucked and blushed, nick bent down and pecked lance on the lips again
“Do you wanna take this upstairs?” Nick whispered in a tired voice
anyway follow my ticktok @heterophobe_
p1-“dude have you heard about that lancevideos guy?”
p2- “no, who is he?”
p1- “idk some twink who thinks trump is a good president, look at this”
p-2 “definitely closeted”
p1 - “defo”
p2- “no, who is he?”
p1- “idk some twink who thinks trump is a good president, look at this”
p-2 “definitely closeted”
p1 - “defo”
by nancelover July 8, 2020
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Has a great sense of humor, and can always make you laugh. He will help you with your problems, and will keep trying until you are happy. He can make you happy when your're sad, and is a faithful and Loyal friend.He is a natural leader, and likes to take charge of things and lead groups of people. He is very friendly, and likes to have many friends. He has a great smile, and will never give up. If he starts something, he has to finish it, and strives to make things as perfect as they can be. He is a ladies man, and wont usually dump you. He likes to draw, and likes to expose his likings to his friends. If Lance enters your life, make sure to never let him go.
Has a great sense of humor, and can always make you laugh. He will help you with your problems, and will keep trying until you are happy. He can make you happy when your're sad, and is a faithful and Loyal friend.He is a natural leader, and likes to take charge of things and lead groups of people. He is very friendly, and likes to have many friends. He has a great smile, and will never give up. If he starts something, he has to finish it, and strives to make things as perfect as they can be. He is a ladies man, and wont usually dump you. He likes to draw, and likes to expose his likings to his friends. If Lance enters your life, make sure to never let him go.
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I love you Lance!
Lance, can you help me with my homework?
Mom, what should I get Lance for christmas?
I love you Lance!
Lance, can you help me with my homework?
Mom, what should I get Lance for christmas?
by otakuking101 December 30, 2013
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