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Kirsten joke

A “Kirsten joke” is a type of joke that has absolutely zero value of humor, and has a slight sexual theme to it. Most simps will laugh at these jokes. These jokes are over used and practiced by most sluts/whores.
“Yo you down for some video games bro?”
Random hoe: “rated x games?”
“I wasn’t talking to you fatass.”
“Yeah that’s a fucking Kirsten joke”
by Moggadhkrkidwhvejridbe August 13, 2020
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Kirsten

Amazing, Beautiful, Outgoing. Does things that she can set her mind to. Can be insecure about ones self. VERY Lovable. Always believes that Ex's can be friends. Will always have that "one guy" who sticks around. Athletic, funny. As a big family. Puts on a smile always even if its a fake one
I love kiRsTen!
by ayyyythere August 31, 2010
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Krystencore

Krystencore is a modern slang used to describe an incompetent person which lacks social skills and humour.
Man you're acting like a Krystencore!
by SeniorrrBurittooooo January 3, 2022
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Kirsten

Is a really beautiful girl, who is caring, loving, friendly, easy to talk to, funny, interesting, fun to be around, and to wrap it up in one phrase... She's perfect!
"wow, did u see her?"
"yeah, it's Kirsten!"
by DESICE December 10, 2009
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Kirsten

Hard to NOT be bff's with. Kirsten is that one girl at school, that when you get 95% on a test, she will get 96%. And when you get 35% she will get 98%. She always sees the best in you and puts herself down most times. Kirsten is as weird as you are, if not weirder and you can be sure you and Kirsten will have 100000 inside jokes together. Kirsten can control her laughter in weird situations but will cackle with you about it afterwards. Kirsten is literally da bomb.com. She likes to bottle up her emotions but when she is angry, she is ANNNGRY. She will throw caps against lockers. Always be friends with a kirsten because she is the best person you will ever meet!! :D

Anyone named Meggle, Megmallow, Meags, Megzi, Megiplier and Megalicious will tend to like someone named Kirsten.
"Unit States of America" said the little girl with the blue glasses.
"Yes, well done" said Kirsten.
Later
"TROLOLOLHEHEHE THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY BAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA" said Kirsten.
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Kirsten Stewart

A girl who is famous for potraying Bella Swan in the Twilight series.

She can't act,
she never closes her mouth,
she's on pot,
she ALWAYS sctraches her head (like I said, pot),
and she doesn't ever look like Bella.
Kirsten Stewart is a very lucky person who, cannot act, yet is very famous for it.
by KirstenStewertMakesMeAngry August 5, 2009
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kirsten dunst

a mediocre actress who looks like she smells of milk and is in need of a good wash
n.b. she looks particularly greasified in spidermans 1 and 2
by maculate February 6, 2005
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