kunkle

A person who is slowly balding

That kunkle is going to have a hard time finding a girlfriend.

by Lisa Henry December 28, 2005

Kindle Fire

A version of the Amazon Kindle that has tablet-like capabilities such as full-color internet (wi-fi,) apps like Netflix, hulu, pandora, twitter, and temple run, you can upload music or buy it via amazonMP3, and cloud storage. Pretty cheap at $200, it's great for reading and okay for a tablet. But, it's awkward (which for a kindle is disappointing) and not very user-friendly. If you're looking for a tablet, skip it and get an iPad. You can read on that little shit too.

Just finished The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo on my kindle fire, gonna put on some beatles and check my facebook with my neighbors un-password-protected wifi.

by mccartney's bitch July 30, 2012

Kindle whoring

The practice of indiscriminatingly downloading free sample chapters to your Kindle with only a modicum of interest in seriously reading the book.

I was kindle whoring late last night after five cups of coffe, I like got the first chapter of every book Stephen King ever wrote.

by charidea March 4, 2011

The Kunde

A giant, infectious, four-limbed insect covered in skin.

Holy crap! Did you see The Kunde cross the stage?! One minute it was there and then POOF it was gone!

by Actaeon170 February 20, 2012

kindle-child

An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.

Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."

by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013

Krundle Master

One who is the master of punching or kicking others in the Krundle.

"If you acheive your Red belt 5th degree in Krundletry, then you are a Krundle Master."

by HaNdGr3NaDe September 6, 2009

Kindle

An electronic device in which you can get mad chicks with by downloading their favorites books such as; Nicholas Sparks, Twilight, Gossip Girl, and other romantic books.

Girl: OMG is that a Kindle?

Boy: Yes, want to read together sometime at my house next to the fire?

by ryguyfly May 29, 2011