kristerphor

lame,a clown,speacil ed, dont play in gym,likes to throw chairs aroung the class

friend ;dont you want a friend
me; yeah
friend;oh kristerphor
me; oh hell nah

by blackkidrunaway January 11, 2022

Kristerd

Too be lazy, unproductive and or useless. To float through life with minimal acquired skills, despite vast knowledge of sports.

I'm feeling awfully kristerd today.

I can't see anything getting done today, I'm feeling pretty kristerd.

by Bathtub12 April 20, 2023

krusted

To defeat or outplay someone decisively in a competitive context, particularly in video games; to dominate an opponent in a surprising or impressive manner.

After that last match, you really krusted them!

by jonsmith7653 August 20, 2024

Dirty kristers

Dirty kristers; a person who gets so sexually aroused by lobsters, they have to slap themselves in the face with a car to get a hold of themselves

Oh my god look away there's a lobster you dirty kristers

by The slores December 18, 2023

gawk gawk triple duster kluster buster

after reciving this godly performance you'll have non stop cum for thirteen minutes and your soul will permantly leave ur body

: a chick gave me the gawk gawk triple duster kluster buster and i couldnt stop nutting i nutted in my moms face and she beat me

woah ur moms hot

by deez nuts in ur mom202-2 May 1, 2023