Klumpus 

A slow moving person, see sloth, that breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.

Klumpus by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Krimpet Bootleg 

The best pop singer of our time.

Krimpet Bootleg is an icon

Krimpet Bootleg by bussyslayer February 23, 2023

Klump 

Something that is regarded as cool or it is used as an even cooler word for cool.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.

"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."

"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"

Klump by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013

Krum

A smart,strong,big,rugged,ruthless,good looking man,The image of manliness.The name is specific to the Bulgarian culture,One of the Kans of the old Bulgarian kingdoms.
Strategic and ambitious.A man who knows what he wants and knows how to get it.

Kan Krum created the first Bulgarian laws that ware very ruthless and sadistic. If you steal=your arm is cut off.
If you lie your tongue is cut off.
He burned all the grape vines,so the army cant drink wine and can fight.He was said to be a big man who always got his way.
After the battle of Kliuch village,Kan Krum took the scull of the opposing king Nikifor and used it as a glass to drink from.

Strong as Krum

Manly as Krum

Ruthless as Krum

Your as barbaric as Kan Krum.

Krum by ShadowOfItachi July 31, 2011

Pulling a Koumpa 

1. Getting a girl drunk enough to have sex with you.
2. Fail.
3. Puke on said girl while she is passed out.
4. Convince girl she threw up on both of you.
5. Watch her clean up your vomit.
6. Guilt girl into sex.
7. Win.

Where's Peter?

In the room with that girl.

Do you think he is pulling a Koumpa?

Probably. I don't think all that grunting is her...

Pulling a Koumpa by Vomit Comet February 20, 2011

J-Klump 

J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.

Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!

J-Klump by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010

krumsiek 

whore/slut/cunt

that girl is such a krumsiek

krumsiek by 8)> September 12, 2011